If you’re in Montreal, looking for a place to work as a teacher, or for a place to learn for that matter, I don’t suggest Academie Linguistique Charlemagne. Who’s Charlemagne anyway? That’s dumb.









To quote Lord Byron: “I hate a dumpy woman.”
Also, I thought immediately of Quentin Blake’s interpretation of Roald Dahl’s Mrs. Twit when it came to drawing Tessa. God love Quentin Blake - I totally ripped him off.










